Gitmo Renaming

With the end of the year approaching Obama's deadline for closing Gitmo is going to pass, and it looks like the place is going to be staying open. I think most of the problems with Gitmo could be solved if we just renamed it. I suggest Obama's Happy Happy Fun Fun Camp for Persons Who Just May Have Possibly Alledgely Contributed to the Carrying Out and Implementation of Human Caused Unfortunate Incidents.